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BITTER COFFEE. LOUD MUSIC. NO APOLOGIES.

We roast beans until they cry and serve pastries that break your teeth. The only cafe in town with 0% corporate soul.

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₹240

Quadruple shot of dark roast robusta. Will induce tachycardia within 45 seconds guaranteed.

₹310

Steeped for 24 hours in ice-cold contempt for modern coffee culture. Served in a mason jar.

₹280

Buttery, flaky, and baked so hard you could use it as a brick to fix your drywall.

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